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You know what time it is? It's meme time!

MASTER/SERVANT MEME~

So I may have let my imagination get a little out of control but I present to you, THIS

1. Comment with your character.
2. Your character will be forced to obey any and all direct commands given by the people who reply.
3. Replies can either be made IC or OOC, up to you!
4. Have fun!

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[Oh hai bby~]

How's it hanging guy? ♥

[Oh god lol.]

Can't complain, I suppose, yourself?

[You know you love it XD]

Eh, s'all good.

You know I've been wondering something.

[I DOOOOOO!!]

[Have a really unamused tone.]

What?

[He takes a deep breath. /this is his keep a straight face ritual.]

So tell me, are you never gonna give me up? Never gonna let me down? Never gonna run around and desert me?

[Can you tell where this is going Light?]

[Light raises an eyebrow. The implied- What the hell are you getting at- is obvious. Except...]

If that's what you want, then I'll never leave you.

Edited 2011-03-19 21:28 (UTC)

[Wallace pauses. He was expecting abuse to be hurtled at him like Scott normally did when he Rickroll'd him... Had Light never heard of it? Regardless the response was equally pleasing.]

Aw, baby you do caaare!

[Cue in melodramatic drapage.]

[His eyes get reaaaaally wide. What the fuck did he just say- and oh god, why Wallace? WHY?]

No! Forget that I said that- you... Get off! Please.

[YOU LOVE IT. 8|]

Oh you foul horrible being! You toy so mercilessly with my feelings! Did Venice mean nothing to you?!

-- and no you're comfortable and my bitch. So gonna have to suck it up.

[And all that struggling from before? Gone. Light does exactly as told. ~~This launches an entire tl;dr wall that I am not typing out cuz damn it this is a meme~~ but he's still going to try pulling it off as he did this voluntarily.]

....Fine. Happy now?

[Experimental arm raise? Shit.]

[Consider yourself his leaning post. Wallace grins.]

Yep.

[Someone just got their evening made.]

You know.. we could make love right here in front of the fire.

[Light freezes. For whatever reason, he knows he's being forced to obey things and this could end very badly for him. No way out of this but here's to praying that sarcasm and self deprecation which he will hate himself for lots and lots later is an effective distraction!]

But I'm having my period, so we won't.

[Wallace pouts.]

Well. That explains you acting like the manopause hit you like a bitch.

Maybe some other time?

[Manopause? No, no. Light is not going to react to this. He's dodged a bullet and really, that's all that matters.]

In your dreams maybe.

[Wallace chuckles huskily. That one he does when he's caught an idea and is scheming.]

Why settle for dreams when I can have the real thing?

[Light is very carefully considering his next few words. Wallace hasn't figured out Light isn't exactly in control of himself yet, otherwise he'd be ordering him to just have sex with him on the spot, and damn it, Light means to keep it that way. And no, snapping back, what makes you think you can have the real thing isn't the way to do this.]

There's nothing wrong with dreaming.

Edited 2011-03-19 22:53 (UTC)

Oh, of course not. It's all that can keep you going sometimes - but I know an opportunity when I see it.

[Hand snaking around him.]

Call me crude, but I'm noticing a pattern here.

[Is that command to just suck it up still in effect? He attempts to move his arm. Damn! Still nothing. He grits his teeth.]

What pattern might that be?

[He's enjoying this. Light's pissy attitude is just making it all the more awesome.]

You bitch about things I suggest and yet you're doing them. See I can't help but see that as you putting on an act. It wouldn't be the first time either.

Admit it, you are interested aren't you?

[He winces for a moment, fully expecting to be forced into saying something he didn't want to, but mercifully Wallace tacks on a question which is... technically not a command.]

But you're assuming then, that I consider it worth my time to even bother with an act for you. You might be disappointed there.

Edited 2011-03-19 23:46 (UTC)

[Wallace chuckles.]

Only unless you have something to hide. Am I right?

[Light isn't liking where this conversation is heading at all. Deflection, then, is a go.]

Oh, I don't know. I thought we'd established last time that it was you who was guilty of hiding things. Your origins for example. New Orleans, was it?

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