1. Has been laid.: No. 2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Ha, not likely. 3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Better than Alice and Gilbert, yes. 4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes. 5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): No. 6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes. 7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes. 8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: About the same. 9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes. 10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No. 11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): Yep, sword and gun. 12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: No. 13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No. 14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No. 15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Nope. 16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes. 17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: He actually did this. So yes. 18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): In my head canon I put that he can ride a horse, but just doesn't. 19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): No. 20. Do you like steak?: Yep.
BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help): 1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: No. 2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No. 3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: No. 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes.
Oz Vessalius
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Ha, not likely.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Better than Alice and Gilbert, yes.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): No.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: About the same.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): Yep, sword and gun.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: No.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Nope.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: He actually did this. So yes.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): In my head canon I put that he can ride a horse, but just doesn't.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): No.
20. Do you like steak?: Yep.
BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: No.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: No.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes.
FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE 11/20
He improved :| that or I did this last time wrong