http://knifeybastard.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] knifeybastard.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_ooc 2011-09-27 06:39 pm (UTC)

1. Has been laid.: No time when you're as awesome as he is, plus he's lazy, so.. yeah. Someone else would have to take initiative lol.
2. Can handle own in bar-fight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Ahuh, and then some.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Mhm sure can.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Nope, he's very open about them -- open your torso that is.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Sure can!
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yep~
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Mmmmmmmayyyyyyyyybe, depends on the situation.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: uh.. I've got no sound on this .___.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Nuuuuuuuupe. Hasn't watched them, too busy training, pwning and being awesome.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: D: ON HIS PRINCELY FLESH? Hell no.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Uh, he can do pretty badass martial arts moves I guess-- but he uses knives and string-wire ._.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Hunting down targets maybe, fishing? No. That'd mean he'd have to go get his own food.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Slightly, depends on what part of the knife or wire they run into lol.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Nope!
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: ..........Probably, but he'd be whining the whole time.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yep! ...unless he sees blood.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: ..... the girl was SEVEN OKAY? Geeze.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcycle? (cars don't count!): Uh nope. Probably not, if he had to he probably COULD, but again, that'd mean someone wasn't ushering him around or Xanxus didn't tell him to get off his ass and do it lol.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): .............Yes.
20. Do you like steak?: Bloody steak yeah :D.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yep.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Yep.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yeeeeeep. Definitely.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: ..Oddly enough, yes.

FINAL SCORE: 12/20

LOL Definitely not manly.

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