http://crowspetfox.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crowspetfox.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_ooc 2011-09-27 08:06 pm (UTC)

1. Has been laid.: Nope, and doesn't seem to pay attention either.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Has been in a fistfight with Yakuza in a bathhouse. Canon.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Errr...no.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: ... .5 because it's usually yes but seriously that slasher smile with Rasputin seriously.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): He's more likely to just stay dead quiet. >.>;
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Shinado Abaddon. ._. Yes.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: That'd get ignored.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: .5, he doesn't get much in the way of voice clips but it seemed that way.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: ...I'm going to skip this one because I'm pretty sure he hasn't dealt with movies much.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: So far he's kept all his parts and pieces intact, and his AU self isn't him and doesn't count.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): YES. AGAINST DEMONS.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: ... You know I honestly don't know? I think some just due to "YOU WILL SURVIVE ANYTHING" training. .5
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: ...yes, or "head eaten by a massive demon".
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yep!
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Gigantic soulless-god battleship monster rises out of the ocean to destroy the city: His senior? " D:D: D:" Him: ".... .____. *LINEFACE*"
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: ...Yes.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Two different dragons. The Guardian Dragon of the City counting more than Tarrasque, though.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): LMAO. He probably could but wet cat, .5.
20. Do you like steak?: Meh? It's more of a "this is unusual" than an "oH HEY", so pass on this.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yeaaah he'd get this one.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Triple Scorpio.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: ... Pass, since he's kind of - not that big and yes, he won that fistfight but -
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: ...Depends on who you ask. .5

FINAL SCORE: 13.5/20

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