http://weatherbraids.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] weatherbraids.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_ooc 2011-09-28 04:23 am (UTC)

1. Has been laid.: Try it. I DARE YOU.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yep. +1
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: ...if you want her to blow up the bar she did it in!
4. Is stoic about grievances.: ...Nope.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): .... .5
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: ...+1
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: ...HELL YES
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: ...yes. +1
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: +1!
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Nope.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): ...No.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: ...nooo...
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: ...no.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Nope.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: +1
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: +1
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: +1
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): +1. REQUIRED SKILL AROUND SANDRY.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): ...Some of her hair IS lightning. +1
20. Do you like steak?: +1

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Nope.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: BAAHAHAHAHHAA +1
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: YEP. +1
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Nope.gif.

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

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