1. Has been laid.: Oh ho! Starting off with the racy ones. No. I'm blue. I'm an alien. Figure it out. 2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): I would rather not participate in such barbaric practices. I use darts. 3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Are you kidding? I'm thin as a rail. With my head, imagine the hangovers! 4. Is stoic about grievances.: Well, I suppose I can, if I really applied myself in such ways. 5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Oh yes. I love witty banter during a battle. It's more fun that way! Well, I'm the one that gets my butt kicked so I have to make it interesting somehow. 6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: I certainly have my ups and downs but for the most part, I would have to say yes. 7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Are you kidding? He'll snap me in half like a toothpick! 8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Oh, yes. Yes I do. 9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Did you hear the phone ring? Oh, never mind. I forgot that my cellphone was in my back pocket. 10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: I would rather not say. 11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): I have my De-Gun! 12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: I would rather have a Twinky. 13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: I stuck a gun up someone's nose once. That was pretty sick. 14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): I have NO HAIR! 15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: WHAT!? NO WAY! 16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes, I can. 17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: I never tried that before.... 18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Do mechas count? If they do, I say yes! 19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): EW!! Pink with my skin tone...That's gross! 20. Do you like steak?: I do on occasion.
BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help): 1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Be a man!< b>2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Be a man! 3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:Be a man! 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:Be a man!
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2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): I would rather not participate in such barbaric practices. I use darts.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Are you kidding? I'm thin as a rail. With my head, imagine the hangovers!
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Well, I suppose I can, if I really applied myself in such ways.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Oh yes. I love witty banter during a battle. It's more fun that way! Well, I'm the one that gets my butt kicked so I have to make it interesting somehow.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: I certainly have my ups and downs but for the most part, I would have to say yes.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Are you kidding? He'll snap me in half like a toothpick!
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Oh, yes. Yes I do.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Did you hear the phone ring? Oh, never mind. I forgot that my cellphone was in my back pocket.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: I would rather not say.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): I have my De-Gun!
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: I would rather have a Twinky.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: I stuck a gun up someone's nose once. That was pretty sick.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): I have NO HAIR!
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: WHAT!? NO WAY!
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yes, I can.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: I never tried that before....
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Do mechas count? If they do, I say yes!
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): EW!! Pink with my skin tone...That's gross!
20. Do you like steak?: I do on occasion.
BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Be a man!<
b>2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Be a man!
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:Be a man!
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:Be a man!
FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE 7/20