My Life Is Average Meme

[weaponizedblood.livejournal.com]

So, a lot of people already know about the vastly popular FML [Fuck My Life], MLIA [My Life is Average] and the slightly lesser known IMMD [It Made My Day], this shall be the Badfic version of that. For those who don't know those three sites are places to post little stories and anecdotes about your life. Under FML are stories about how much your life sucks/is awkward/not what you want it to be, the MLIA tag is for funny/strange little stories about life that don't fall on one extreme or the other, and finally IMMD is for stories that, as the site puts it, win; stories about how something awesome happened/is happening/how cool something is.

Here be the rules:

1. Post a little anecdote with your character with something that happened to them either at the Manor or before they came here.

2. End it with the appropriate label, i.e. a sucky story would end in FML

3. Other characters respond with advice, condolences, praise, etc.

4. Post as many as you like.


For some reason when I got two three I was reminded of the following exchange from Avatar: TLA, Zuko: I had to leave my girlfriend to come here. Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon. Zuko: That's rough buddy. MLIA

Comments

Raven

[pintsizedempath.livejournal.com]

About a year or so before coming to the Manor, I ended the world for about 3 days.

FML.

Zarbon (1)

[beautiful-brute.livejournal.com]

I served as the right hand man and top general for the strongest man in the universe.

IMMD.

[9th-pirate-lord.livejournal.com]

Three years before I came to the Manor...this place right here with the fancy lights and the deficit of rum if it weren't for the saving graces of my replenishing rack and random trips to the market, I was sailing...no, not sailing, floating in a dingy to find my way to Port Royal....which isn't average. Not at all.

Zarbon (2)

[beautiful-brute.livejournal.com]

I was brutally killed by that Saiyan Prince on Namek. He's no better than a monkey and yet he managed to kill me in my true form with little effort on his part.

FML.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

I was in Mexico before I came here.

[passes-out.livejournal.com]

I was sleeping.

[makerofimage.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't say exactly what I was doing simply because not everyone would understand though I can say this. I was singing a little song with my little friends. Hm-hm!

[punch-it-fran.livejournal.com]

At the age of 16 I was made a Judge of the Archadian Empire. I ran away a year later because my Father started talking to things that seemingly weren't there.

FML

[beautiful-brute.livejournal.com]

I don't see what's so bad about being a judge.

[punch-it-fran.livejournal.com]

It wasn't earned. It was simply given me on a silver platter because of my status. Nor do I have any desire to serve such an Empire.

[beautiful-brute.livejournal.com]

Hm. Is that so?

[punch-it-fran.livejournal.com]

My father's doing. I don't know what he was planning with it.

[Probably just hoping to use him as another pawn.]

[beautiful-brute.livejournal.com]

Few are offered a position without earning it.

[punch-it-fran.livejournal.com]

Mm, be as that it may. My Father's mind operates in a very different manner to others.

Balthier (2)

[punch-it-fran.livejournal.com]

I'm now one of the most notorious Sky Pirates with a huge bounty on my head, travelling with Fran my Viera partner.

IMMD

Snape

[jadedserpent.livejournal.com]

I lost my best friend, and it's all my fault. FML.

Elphaba

[1ofyour5aday.livejournal.com]

I wrecked any chance I had of a successful career, I stole an ancient book, and threatened Oz's leader with death.

IFMLMD

[abluechild.livejournal.com]

The Guy I hate turns out to be my best friend.

FML.

[always1truth.livejournal.com]

I'm stuck in the body of a seven year old.

FML.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Yay. That means you get to go through puberty all over again and maybe you'll get it right next time.

[always1truth.livejournal.com]

I got it right the first time.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Really? Then why were you shrunk? It seems to me that you didn't get it right the first time.

[always1truth.livejournal.com]

I shrank because I was force fed an experimental poison. Not because I didn't go through puberty right.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

I don't know if it's right to confirm your words but okay. An experimental poison causes you to shrink....[Cracks up laughing] Next you're going to tell me that alien brain suckers exist.

[always1truth.livejournal.com]

You know what? Fuck you. I would tell you to to try the apotoxin but it would probably kill you.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you're not my type. Thanks anyway.

[always1truth.livejournal.com]

What you're a pedophile now? I'm in the body of a seven year old. The fact that that was your come back is a little worrying.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Think what you like. You're the detective.

[Smirks.]

[always1truth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and you're the one picking on a seven year old

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Touche but it's not incapacitating. Anyway, you're the one that made the assumption of my sexuality. Bad move. Very bad.

[always1truth.livejournal.com]

And that wasn't my intention. I have better things to do than verbally attack someone.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Bravo. I dropped you a few notches on your ladder. How does that feel to react so immaturely?

[always1truth.livejournal.com]

No, you haven't. You touched on a very sensitive subject for me- as I rightfully should be in high school right now. All you've done is shown that you're a bully.

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

Is that really what you think it is? A bully? Wow....you really hit the nail on the head. Did you come up with that all by yourself? I bet you'd make a great psychologist. You have me all figured out.

[Obvious sarcasm.]

[11-sies.livejournal.com]

I saw fish swimming in fog.

IMMD

Mikami ll A bit of OOCness ahead, otherwise this wouldn't work XD

[inordertobelieve]

I've been a victim of extreme bullying for a long time.

FML.

[the2nd-kira.livejournal.com]

Eh? You were?

Poor Teru-chan...

[inordertobelieve]

It's over and I can deal with it.

[the2nd-kira.livejournal.com]

Misa helps her boyfriend save the world with a stroke of a pen!

IMMD