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Blind Date Meme

So the idea is your character has been set up on a blind date. Here be the rules:

1. Post with your character and their location [i.e. a restaurant or amusement park or what have you.]
2. People tag the post as your character's blind date
3. And because this is a meme they MUST go on the date.
4. Both parties know they are being set up on a date.

And now Duck must go to bed because she has to go to work at SIX THIRTY IN THE BLOODY MORNING tomorrow. >>

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[He ignores her as best he can as he reads. The urge to snap her swing's chains with magic is almost overwhelming, but he doesn't do it. She's being quiet, for once, and not punching him, and he'll take that.]

[her swing really gets going, and in no time Minatsuki is pumping her legs and swinging higher and higher until -]

[well, she gets bored, and drags her feet in the woodchips, stilling her swing and peering over at him.]

...What're you reading?

[He gives her a sidelong glance, then turns the book so she can read the title: Advanced Potion Making.]

School shit?

Yes. And it's interesting.

Suuuure.

[flat and bored.]

If you ain't got nothing else to do. Don't you got a life?

[He turns back to his book and turns the page.]

I do. And I find potions interesting.

So you don't want to make out or anything.

[FLATTEST OF FLAT TONES.]

[His head snaps up and he fixes her with an expression both shocked and repulsed.]

No.

~~[YES]~~

Then why the fuck are you still here?

[she moves from her swing, standing and taking the step toward his to gently touch along his shoulders before giving him a push.]

[hold on snape. it was a hard push.]

[He collapses to the ground, face-first, his hands still clutching his book. Slowly, he wipes his face free of woodchips and spits one out of his mouth.]

What the hell was that for?

I was pushing you.

[that stupid, boy? really? THAT stupid?]

[tch.]

Get up. I'll do it again.

[He pushes himself off the ground, brushing dirt and wood chips from his robes. He gives her a nasty look, one that seems to be daring her to touch him again, but says nothing.]

[a dare? you're stupid enough to dare her, snivvles? how...well, how very stupid.]

[she smirks in return, taking a step forward and extending both hands to shove against his shoulders.]

[and sharply.]

[He moves to block her hands, but he's too slow and gets knocked down on his bottom.]

[which is her cue to plop down on his waist, straddling him and reaching to pin his arms at the wrist.]

[it's a regular school boy/girl brawl - WHICH TOTALLY MEANS THEY LIKE EACH OTHER; EAT DIRT, SNAPE - and she may not be the strong one, but she's resourceful enough to shift her weight to keep him under her.]

[other kids stare in awe at the big kids who ain't acting so big right now]

[He struggles beneath her, trying to free his hands. He can't get to his wand or strike back at her, and her smug smile does nothing but further infuriate him.]

Get...off...of...me.

[He does the only thing he can do pinned under her. He spits in her face.]

[oh feisty feisty she likes that to some degree and doesn't do much more than raise her shoulder to wipe the spittle from her cheek]

Say please.

[He'll do lots of things to her. He'll fight her. But he'll never beg.]

No. Get off. Get the hell off.

Not before you say please~

[she's even going to gather some of her spit and allow it to dangle from her lips just above his face.]

Never!

[And he sees the dangling spit thread. Ugh. He screws up his face and jerks it away as best he can to avoid her saliva.]

[oh wanna play like that, boo? well then she's just going to have to lean down and -]

[- drag -]

[- that spit across his jawline. with her tongue.]

[He shudders at her touch and yells in anger.]

Gah!

[He struggles to wipe it off, but his hands are still pinned under hers. He squirms, and with a massive force of effort, rolls over and pins her underneath him.]

Apologize, brat!

[...she squirms. and after a moment of futile resistance, she lets all the defiance slip from her features and sighs.]

[...and she nods.]

Fine. But...lean down. I ain't sayin' it loud.

[its one of those do or die situations, snape. one where you do as she says or don't get the kiss - i mean apology!]

[Well, at least he's won this, for now. But he studies her for a moment through narrowed eyes, then leans down slightly closer. He's on the alert, tensed and ready for her to do something terrible to him.]

Say it.

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