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Blind Date Meme

So the idea is your character has been set up on a blind date. Here be the rules:

1. Post with your character and their location [i.e. a restaurant or amusement park or what have you.]
2. People tag the post as your character's blind date
3. And because this is a meme they MUST go on the date.
4. Both parties know they are being set up on a date.

And now Duck must go to bed because she has to go to work at SIX THIRTY IN THE BLOODY MORNING tomorrow. >>

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[...take her to a candy store. or something.]

[~~maybe she'll put out.~~]

[and if it's a good candy store, she won't hurt him.]

[John certainly didn't take long to figure it out that she's into sweets and stopped in at a Godiva Chocolates. Even he has high standards in candies and not just in clothing.]

Pick whichever you like.

...Don't want any.

[yes she's being difficult, and despite what she said, Minatsuki reaches out to take the larger of the Godiva boxes.]

[Yep, that face screws up some as he tries to sort out this little puzzle. Stoically, he's just watching. Words often time got in the way of what people do but hey, women were hard to figure out anyway.]

Ah.

[Putting a toothpick between his teeth, he waits. These blind date things never often work out very well.]

[she slides the top of the box off and inspects the little candies. hey, none are topped with coconut, which is a good start.]

[she closes the box, and shrugs. big spenders on candy, eh? godiva's expensive, right? she can't remember...]

Now where?

[Of course he paid for it which didn't put that huge of a dent in his fat wallet.]

Anywhere you like.

[Of course this meant explaining things later on to Nice about where he was the past couple of hours depending on where they went but he was prepared for a nice defense. He didn't have a choice and it was an honest answer.]

What ya got in mind, doll?

Your insides all over my bathroom floor. [that's what she's got in mind.] If you ever call me doll again.

[/smilesmile.]

[fuck you.]

[Hoshit, that was an odd response. What's with these women these days? Doesn't anyone know their place anymore? Obviously not. He shrugs it off.]

Fine. Anythin' else other than disembowlin'?

[It was better to let her lead now considering that Minatsuki's pretty much made it very clear that she's in charge. He'll go with it but he doesn't have to like it.]

Running over innocent animals with a lawn mower.

[oh sorry we were not talking about things that might possibly get her off? or that she claims will get her off?]

[...whoops~]

...Ice cream. [a demand again. requests just ain't her strong suit.]

[Even John wasn't sure to make of that imagery of running over animals with a lawnmower. He shrugs it off as it being nothing more than twisted teenage mind. He had one of those once.]

Gotta be messy pickin' out th' guts from th' blades. Then again, that's what waterhoses are for.

[And again, he takes her to the place she wanted to go to. At least her choices were fairly easy to accommodate.]

Sure.

'S always what the neighbor's lawn mower is for.

[shrugs, and follows in his wake. until, of course, she realizes just how uncool it is to walk behind someone and speeds up to walk beside him.]

[He had to laugh. So much for stoicism.]

No denyin' that. Let them clean it up.

[He pulls out a packet of gum from his jacket pocket and offers her a piece.]

Gum?

[no thank you i don't eat between meals - to quote when harry met sally]

[but he's not harry. and she's not sally.]

Sure.

[/snaggin' that gum like a mofo.]

[Taking a piece himself, he knows how annoying it is to others which is somewhat the reason why he chews it. That and he's not good with conversation anyway.]

A'right. Ice cream it is.

[And this stuff was expensive in his time.]

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