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You know what time it is? It's meme time!

MASTER/SERVANT MEME~

So I may have let my imagination get a little out of control but I present to you, THIS

1. Comment with your character.
2. Your character will be forced to obey any and all direct commands given by the people who reply.
3. Replies can either be made IC or OOC, up to you!
4. Have fun!

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[A wild Leonardo appears! And he's weilding a canvas, easel, and an artists belt of materials]

Signore! Shaun! A moment of your time?

[Looks up over the brim of his glasses. Hello distraction from his work.]

... Okaay..

What do you want?

[jdgsjcgdh Magical timeskip, where Leonardo now has his easel set up with a half finished piece painted on the mounted canvas. With his fingertips steepled infront of him, Leo looks at Shaun with the eyes of a pleading puppy dog]

Mi dispiace, but, I recently lost my model for this piece

[Gesturing to the (pretty much nude, save for a bedsheet) model in the painting]

Now, you have a very similar body type, and as for physique, well, I can be complimenting where needs be. So, model for me~? Per favore?

[The piece itself is amazing - as to be expected of Leo's work... but dear lord.. Him? Model for this?! He wants to turn him down outright and tell him to stop being so stupid but. Something stops him. His face turns beet-red as he nods slowly.]

....A-alright.

[~~Telling Leonardo Da Vinci that he's stupid is like telling Crispin Freeman that his Alucard voice is a little off. It couldn't be further from the truth and makes you look like an uncultured fool. 8Dd~~]

[Leonardo's face lights up, and he steps towards Shaun, tugging lightly at the hem of his cricket jumper, grinning like a cheshire cat]

Eccellente! Now, off! Everything off~!

[Retrieving the bed sheet featured in the portrait (because his artist-belt is Mary Poppins' handbag...), he hands it to Shaun as he turns away]

Please, look at the pose in the painting and mimic it, if you would~

[~~He's British, he can complain the hind leg off a donkey and blag his way through looking like a derp. XD;~~]

[Shaun however looks completely mortified. He stares at the painting awkwardly. The pose was so.. outright suggestive. Clearly it was intimate for the both of them. Cautiously he puts his glasses down on the nearest table and winces. Everything was blurry and he about to expose himself for one of the greatest minds of all time to paint. Wonderful.]

...Somehow I didn't see my evening turning out like this. I expect compensation for this.

[Because he could bitch to cover how embarrassed he was. It was something he did well. Not long later he was trying to position the sheet over his unmentionables. Swallowing hard as he felt himself burning with embarrassment.]

[Leonardo lets him have a little privacy as he undresses, busying himself with preparing his paints. When Shaun speaks, Leo looks round and smiles brightly]

Now now, don't look like that - you're a very attractive young man Shaun, you shouldn't be embarrassed~

But, for compensation...what did you have in mind?

[Shaun shifts uncomfortably, hoping to some non-existent and dead deity that no one spots that potentially embarrassing tattoo from when he was young and stupid.

Though Leo's words were of assurance the meme power makes him drop the awkward expression, looking at least a little more relaxed.]

I've seen better.

I don't know. [If he weren't so mortified he'd make a joke about taking him to dinner before demanding he stripped.] You could help me work out some codes from Subject 16 we're trying to decrypt.

Oh hush, modesty when you're posing naked for someone isn't a good quality, my friend~

[And what luck! Leonardo spots the tattoo! Frowning, he puts his brush down and approaches Shaun, kneeling down to get a closer look]

Che diavolo..what on Earth is this..

[Yes, his hands are very much on your person Mr Hastings, and remain that way as he slowly stands up, following the tattoo round to it's end]

This is beautiful Signore~! And it's on your skin? Permanently?

[Instantly Shaun's heckles are up. His eyes widen and he tries to struggle out of Leo's grip.]

Yes it's permanent! It's a tattoo -- you didn't have them did you? -- Look it's not that impressive I just haven't had the time nor money to get rid of it.

Can we change the subject now?!

[Hello red flush to the cheeks again.]

[Struggling are we?]

Calm down, calm down - just stay still for a moment..~

Get rid of it?? But why? It's beautiful! The design, the mix of cultural influences..I did not know such body art existed in the future!

Please, bear with me

[He opens his artist belt and pulls out- WHAT'S THAT, SHAUN? A BRAND SPANKIN' NEW A1 CANVAS???]

I must include this in the portrait - please, allow me?

[Thanks to the commands Shaun stops writhing and stays perfectly still - apparently letting him carry on as he pleases.]

Take a photo! You don't need to paint it! And I want to get rid of it because it was a stupid idea when I was equally stupid and young!

Do you have any idea how out of place it looks on me considering what I normally wear?

[Complaining are we~?]

Hush hush, stop complaining and take a compliment~!

[Straightening up, Leo then takes a step back]

Ora, che senso ha rivolto verso di voi... se il tatuaggio sarà l'obiettivo principale del pezzo, ma la luce è rivolto a sinistra..hmm..che ne dici, no..
*(Now, which way to have you facing...if the tattoo is going to be the main focus of the piece, but the light is facing to the left..hmm..how about, no..)

[After posing Shaun manually a few times, Leo quickly chooses one, and grins]

There, perfect! Now, hold still - this should only take 4 hours or so~

[Yes! What's it to you?!-- Aand then silence. Shaun mutters something inaudible and remains quiet. That is until he hears how long it'll take, especially in the posture (http://files.myopera.com/YimmyKim/albums/5730532/Bernardo%20Velasco.jpg) he's been placed in. Sure, not much is on show.. but even still it'd require a lot of concentration on his part to stay that way.]

4 hours? Are you having a laugh? It'd be easier to take a photo and leave it at that-- you're going to show this to people aren't you?

[Innocent Italian artist is innocent]

..No? I don't think so anyway~♥

Of course I am, Shaun!

[Shaun's face falls dramatically. He was what?]

No! Don't show it to anyone, I'm embarrassed of this thing enough as it is! Obscure my face or something if you have to show it!

[Sad face is sad D:]

But..it's a stunning piece of art, why would you not want people to admire it? I know you think it was a 'stupid mistake', but I can assure you it is not

[Shaun groans shifting uncomfortably.]

Yeah, great, it's 'stunning'. Look, what are people going to think? Really? Nerdy Shaun has a tattoo, oooh rebel!

Oh quite the contrary, I'm sure signore! I'm sure they'll think just as highly of it as I do~!

[Shaun grimaces and settles down. There was no arguing with him.]

I think you're being optimistic.

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