badfic_ooc | Manliness Meme

Just answer these questions for each of your muses:
1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

1. Has been laid.: 2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): 3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: 4. Is stoic about grievances.: 5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): 6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: 7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: 8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: 9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: 10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: 11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): 12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: 13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: 14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): 15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: 16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: 17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: 18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): 19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): 20. Do you like steak?: BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help): 1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: 2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: 3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

Sample of Allen's voice is here

Taken from Paradisa.

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1. Has been laid.: I'm 13. Reconsider the question, please
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Why would I ever get into a situation like that? (Well, his kicks are good, let's say yes. He's atheletic he'd be fine long enough to get out there. Hopefully)
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Why would I want to (... He's 13 and I don't know. I'm not ever getting any of my muses drunk to find out XD)
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Mostly.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes, I could very well.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: I'm not letting people push me around.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: I don't think I have business with such people. (Uh. I'd go with Ryuutaro's no here, but there's Ginga... then again. No, Ginga's a different case)
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: (YES, sob)
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: I don't like seeing movies in general.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No, that'd be...
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): I don't think I need such. (SPINNING TOPS ALWAYS LOOK BADASS OKAY?)
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes, even though I very much prefer not to use either.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): ~~Eww~~ No.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: I've beeing doing that sometimes.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:... (Nope. He stutters. A lot.)
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: (Probably noot...)
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): (Is a carriage like his manly? XD If not then, no)
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): I'm not sure how to define 'badass', but if it's used as a positive term, than that's my everyday life.
20. Do you like steak?: Not overly much.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: (Kinda a yup here XD)

FINAL SCORE: 10/20

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