badfic_ooc | Manliness Meme

Just answer these questions for each of your muses:
1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

1. Has been laid.: 2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): 3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: 4. Is stoic about grievances.: 5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): 6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: 7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: 8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: 9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: 10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: 11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): 12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: 13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: 14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): 15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: 16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: 17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: 18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): 19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): 20. Do you like steak?: BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help): 1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: 2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: 3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

Sample of Allen's voice is here

Taken from Paradisa.

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1. Has been laid.: Yep.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): I ... wouldn't be surprised if there were permanent injuries from that. On others.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yep. ~_~
4. Is stoic about grievances.: .5. She's -VERY- stoic and calm about it. She'll just ruin you and all you love over the course of the rest of your life.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yes. ~_~;
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yep. You don't really want to try, either.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Pffft yes.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: ... .5, she can voice-mimic EXACTLY without any aid, and .. I ... think her NORMAL voice range is a register lower.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Nope.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: ...I don't know if she CAN get scars.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): Yep. Scarily good at it for someone from her canon, too.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yeeaah she's had to do the survival thing before.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Mmyeah. >w>;;;
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No. Disguises don't count.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yep.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Yep, and she's probably seen it all before.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: .5, it'd probably depend.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Yep. Older than dirt enough for when horses were normal transportation, and her normal ride is a Harley.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): ._.; yes.
20. Do you like steak?: Yes.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help)
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes?
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Not physically.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: (Seriously her fighting style IS more "faster than you and will shred any opening".)
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: ~_~; Dear god she owns this.

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20 18.5. ;_; She's an OLDER THAN DIRT IMMORTAL MASTER ASSASSIN.

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