badfic_ooc | Manliness Meme

Just answer these questions for each of your muses:
1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

1. Has been laid.: 2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): 3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: 4. Is stoic about grievances.: 5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): 6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: 7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: 8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: 9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: 10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: 11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): 12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: 13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: 14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): 15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: 16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: 17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: 18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): 19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): 20. Do you like steak?: BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help): 1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: 2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: 3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

Sample of Allen's voice is here

Taken from Paradisa.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

1. Has been laid.: Oh Gods, yes. Has kids and everything.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): I want to say yes.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes, she's an ex-hunter. They do that.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Nope. She's very sensitive about things.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Probably, but she'd try to resist.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER...I mean...Mary.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: She sees nothing wrong with this.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: No clue.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: She loves chick flicks...and does indeed get emotional with them.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: No noticable manly scars, all the scars she presently has don't stand out.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): Yes. So much yes.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Yes...
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: *sob* Yes.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Nope!
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: Yes.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: It dsepends on the situation, but likely, yes.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Usually, it depends on who it's with though.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): OOOOOMFG YES.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Yup.
20. Do you like steak?: Yes.
BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE 15/20

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