badfic_ooc | Manliness Meme

Just answer these questions for each of your muses:
1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

1. Has been laid.: 2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): 3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: 4. Is stoic about grievances.: 5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): 6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: 7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: 8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: 9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: 10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: 11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): 12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: 13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: 14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): 15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: 16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: 17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: 18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): 19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): 20. Do you like steak?: BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help): 1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: 2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: 3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

Sample of Allen's voice is here

Taken from Paradisa.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

1. Has been laid.: Well, he has ~~had~~ a son, so yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): I'd say yes.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Most definitely.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: When he has to be, but overall, no.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Yep. "Yes. But you are clearly outmatched."
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: I think it depends on who, but generally...yes? Tricky one.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: I think Iroh would he happy to work in the kitchen.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: It depends on the movie, but I could see him shedding some tears.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: Yep. Courtesy of his niece.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): Do chains count?
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Oh, God no.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Don't think so.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: LOL NO. He tried to brew tea out of a poisonous plant.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: One of his specialties.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yep.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Horses (or ostritch-horse), yes. Cars would beffudle him.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): Open for debate, but I'd say yes.
20. Do you like steak?: I'm not really sure...he might not.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: See exhibit A, a fat old man.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: Rar.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: FIREBENDER.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Does being a wise old man count?

FINAL SCORE: 15/20