badfic_ooc | Manliness Meme

Just answer these questions for each of your muses:
1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

1. Has been laid.: 2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): 3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: 4. Is stoic about grievances.: 5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): 6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: 7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: 8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: 9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: 10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: 11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): 12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: 13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: 14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): 15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: 16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: 17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: 18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): 19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): 20. Do you like steak?: BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help): 1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: 2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: 3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

Sample of Allen's voice is here

Taken from Paradisa.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

1. Has been laid.: No, potential Love Interests haven't made a move/indicated enough interest yet.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Mop. Kaito. Acrobatics. Hells to the yes.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: ...drinking to keep up with her father, enough so to get him drunk before she gets sotted? Yes.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: ...no. There is a temper in there.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Nope! Just gets mad... or sad.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: ...got put in the kitchen by Kaito in canon. Would probably not let Kaito do so again. Maybe?
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Noooo XD
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: ...get emotional over chick flicks.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtained a badass scar.: Nope! She is a flawless maiden-- *mopped*
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demonstration or explained in-depth): Nope
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Nope!
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: ...I am pretty sure if she knew how to use a nagitana they would be, but as it is 'ANGRY FLAILING WITH A MOP' sums it up
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): nope!
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: ...probably not.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: After an initial scream, and intermittent flailing, yes!
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Noe
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Nope :/
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):< HELL TO THE YES/b>
20. Do you like steak?: Yes!

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: ...maybe
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: No
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Only when angry at Kaito.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:Clear as glass.

FINAL SCORE: 5 1/2 1/2 (five and two halves) / 20

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