badfic_ooc | Manliness Meme

Just answer these questions for each of your muses:
1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

1. Has been laid.: 2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): 3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: 4. Is stoic about grievances.: 5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): 6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: 7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: 8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: 9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: 10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: 11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): 12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: 13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: 14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): 15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: 16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: 17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: 18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): 19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): 20. Do you like steak?: BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help): 1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: 2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: 3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20

Sample of Allen's voice is here

Taken from Paradisa.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

1. Has been laid.: Yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Yes.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Yes.
4. Is stoic about grievances.: Yes.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): I don't do that often so no.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Yes.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Um...no. I do have a soft spot for drama.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.: I have one on my forehead when I was pistol whipped.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): I'm not really the type to use a gun as the ultimate method of force. I would rather think out of a situation first before resorting to deadly force. I'm pretty good with my fists though when I have to use them. I guess you can say that I'm a thinker and not a brawler.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Not really. I've been camping when I was a kid when I was int he Boyscouts so I do have some knowledge.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Um...no.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): No. I'm pretty standard.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:Yes.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:Once I have a grasp of the situation, yes.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:Ha ha! Cute. I don't arm wrestle.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!):No.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):Not really. I think I would look funny...or cute in some opinions.
20. Do you like steak?:I'm not big on red meat.

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:

FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE 12/20

Manliness Meme

Eugene Watson