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Blind Date Meme

So the idea is your character has been set up on a blind date. Here be the rules:

1. Post with your character and their location [i.e. a restaurant or amusement park or what have you.]
2. People tag the post as your character's blind date
3. And because this is a meme they MUST go on the date.
4. Both parties know they are being set up on a date.

And now Duck must go to bed because she has to go to work at SIX THIRTY IN THE BLOODY MORNING tomorrow. >>

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[harley: in an ice cream parlor - behind the counter with the knocked out clerk on the floor and making the bizarre multiflavored sundae the guy twitching on the ground refused to.]

[minatsuki: in a park, on the children's swing set, bored and reading some girly, slightly sexual magazine and not bothering to hide the pictures from the little boys peering over her shoulders. c'mon. you know you want to date this.]

[He spots her from across the park.]

Oh no.

[see, she hasn't noticed him yet and is simply talking to a little blond boy on a swing next to her, making obscene hand gestures and noises that can easily be heard across the park.]

[Well, he knows what he has to do.

He walks up to her, hands in his pockets, looking murderous.]

Can't even be polite to little kids.

[her brown eyes drift lazily up to his face, and she shrugs before shooing the kid.]

He asked.

[lil' boy scampers off the swing and Minatsuki gestures toward the vacated seat in a bored manner.] You want a sex ed lesson, too?

[He plops down in the swing, wrapping his arms around the chains. He glances at her through curtains of greasy hair.]

No.

THen scram. I'm waitin' for some sort of blind date fucker.

[He glances around.]

I don't see anyone else. It's probably me. Oh yes, I'm just as thrilled as you are.

...Ew.

I don't wanna date you. Fuck, I was just gonna make this fucker take me for ice cream and ditch him, but I don't even wanna go that far with you.

Then don't. It's not that complicated.

Great, then leave. I'm swinging here.

[He doesn't leave, instead just pulls his wand out, and with a flick of it a book soars from a distance away into his hand. He opens it and begins to read.]

Then swing.

...Don't boss me around, oil bucket.

[but after a few moments of growling and glaring, she turns her head and pushes the balls of her feet into the woodchips beneath them and steadily pushes herself into a small swinging pattern.]

[He ignores her as best he can as he reads. The urge to snap her swing's chains with magic is almost overwhelming, but he doesn't do it. She's being quiet, for once, and not punching him, and he'll take that.]

[her swing really gets going, and in no time Minatsuki is pumping her legs and swinging higher and higher until -]

[well, she gets bored, and drags her feet in the woodchips, stilling her swing and peering over at him.]

...What're you reading?

[He gives her a sidelong glance, then turns the book so she can read the title: Advanced Potion Making.]

School shit?

Yes. And it's interesting.

Suuuure.

[flat and bored.]

If you ain't got nothing else to do. Don't you got a life?

[He turns back to his book and turns the page.]

I do. And I find potions interesting.

So you don't want to make out or anything.

[FLATTEST OF FLAT TONES.]

[His head snaps up and he fixes her with an expression both shocked and repulsed.]

No.

~~[YES]~~

Then why the fuck are you still here?

[she moves from her swing, standing and taking the step toward his to gently touch along his shoulders before giving him a push.]

[hold on snape. it was a hard push.]

[He collapses to the ground, face-first, his hands still clutching his book. Slowly, he wipes his face free of woodchips and spits one out of his mouth.]

What the hell was that for?

I was pushing you.

[that stupid, boy? really? THAT stupid?]

[tch.]

Get up. I'll do it again.

Minatsuki and Harley

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